I'm still writing 'Goat' on my cheques.

I know it's the Year of the Goat, but I'm still writing 'Horse' on all my cheques.

I know it's the Year of the Horse, but I'm still writing 'snake' on my cheques.

I know it's the Year of the Snake, but I'm still writing 'Dragon' on my cheques.

I know it's the Year Of The Dragon, but I'm still writing 'Rabbit' on all my cheques.

I know it's the Year of the Rabbit, but I'm still writing 'Tiger' on all my cheques!

(only seven years to go before cheques are withdrawn from circulation and this joke becomes unfunny AND obsolete. Until then, see you next year!)

Ahem...

I know it's the year of the tiger, but I'm still writing 'ox' on my cheques.

See you back here next year for the same joke? Unless they phase out cheques before then, of course.